Make Limeade

Let’s face it, ‘09 was a washout. It was the first decade of the new millennium, and no doubt we saw our share of fantastic technology, design, and ideas. We saw the iPod, opened our hearts to a Microsoft gaming console, and ultimately found ourselves with a non-Caucasian president. But let’s face it, it had its share of sh*t-stains that America was more than proud to parade like a madman showing off his collection of  brightly coloured socks.

Because I LOVE being both counteractive and squeaky

2010 (pronounced Twenty-Ten, so I hear), on the other hand, is the start of something completely different. If you don’t think so, just look at the omens. I just spent my New Years watching my friend drink a bottle of vodka, piss in the middle of the street, puke as soon as the ball dropped, then pass out for an hour after panting, “never again, never again never ag-Huurgghhh!” THAT’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME! For a kid who’s life has oft been spent sitting on a couch with his friends sipping Sprite and watching Discovery Channel, 2010 really came into the scene balls-out. 2009 had its times, but we’re willing to bet it was all a warm-up for what the 21st century can really do.

So, as a final way of saying goodbye, let’s end 2009 with one last hurrah. Play ‘em off, Keyboard Cat!